The Onion Movie (2008)

Name: The Onion Movie
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2008-05-31
Duration: 90 min
Cast: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus

America's finest news source.

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Released 2008-05-31 · 90 min · Comedy

Directed by Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire

Cast

Len Cariou as Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto as Sensei
Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs
Don McManus as Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran as Peruvian
Scott Klace as Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady